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"Let's be exuberant" she said as her words were written in red.



kaitrokowski: “Steve Carell, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: How men would look if they had to pose in ads the way women are expected to.”
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Anonymous: One upon a time, there was this one bitch and she was less basic than all the others so she was always introduced as: "Muh nigga, princess Sarah." (Muh Nigga, Princess Sarah by Luqueesha BestPussyOutDer, published 2020)

3:35 pm  •  23 May 2013  •  1 note
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Describe me the way an author would in a book
12:20 pm  •  23 May 2013  •  45,749 notes
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another-pussy-you-can-t-fuck: her smile goes from so wide, to nothing. You can tell in her eyes she’s just been dissapointed, and hurt. I actually hate this when it happens. forcing a smile then not been able to keep it there.
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if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

11:35 pm  •  22 May 2013  •  98,408 notes
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tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

10:29 pm  •  21 May 2013  •  74,641 notes
maroooon: girl talk in transparent heart doily~!
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from. This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word. …you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
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